These slingback-sandal-ankle-shoe-boot peep-toes have me rather lost for words, outside of those unintelligible, garbled sounds of horror that inevitably escape my mouth when confronted with such monstrosity. Fortunately, typing doesn't require speech... but seriously? Why would you torture a poor shoe like this?! What did it ever do to you, Chie Mihara?! Oh, yes. You know I'm talking to you! Furthermore: £180??? Shame on you.
Related: U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you're UGLY, shoes, yeah, you're UGLY!
