Oh. Oh nooooooo. No no no.... Please, nooooooooo! No, I beg you!!!
What is the above line referring to, ladies?! Nope it's not a quotation from a horror film, but rather, my imaginary reaction to someone trying to foist these shoes upon me. They appear to be just like Mr. Tumnus from The Chronicles of Narnia - except rather than being half human and half something resembling a goat, they are in fact the slightly horrifying shoe equivalent: half flat, half heel. Now I like ballet pumps as much as the next person - in fact, I own many many pairs - but I do not like them attached to an 8cm heel. If you do, they're available in a choice of black or gold (which seems to be the only on-trend thing about them) and are reduced from £65.00 to £49.00 on the Nine West website.
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