ewwww.jpg Are these the ugliest shoes in the whole world? Quite possibly. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw these monstrosities and surprise surprise, they're by Irregular Choice.

Quite obviously the most mental shoemakers in all the land, I begin to wonder whether anyone has ever bought a pair of their shoes at all when faced with these odd binbag/television interference style slingbacks. The material is awful, the heel is awful, that toe is making me actually wince. Just, why?? If you are among the chronically mental you can buy these for £59.99. But don't say I didn't warn you.