I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I haven’t been drinking, I slept well and I don’t think I’m coming down with anything, so why do I find myself attracted to these Christian Louboutin metallic lace up shoes, £325? They are *so* not me, not by any stretch of the imagination, but I wish I owned them. I want to be the kind of woman who wears metallic blue shoes with red soles and heels so high I’d fall over. Maybe it’s time for a change?

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