crapfakes.jpgThere are certain looks you should avoid if you're trying to do something cheaply, and I think we've come across three of them here. The thought was there - bringing the world an affordable version of Miu Miu's jewel covered heels - but somehow teaming the jewels with a perspex heel and a mustard yellow upper is such an explosion of trends that it's no wonder the shoes are now down to a ridiculous $9.99 at Go Jane. Wear them with caution, you'll need to have your tongue lodged permanently in your cheek for them to work!