Lulu Guinness, please stop making such beautiful items - my heart can’t stand the constant longing and my bank account is looking less healthy by the day. As well as beautiful bags you feel the need to tempt me with your oh so perfect shoes. Why Lulu, why? It is my cross and I must bear it. Which, when you think about it, isn’t such a bad thing. I’ve certainly heard of worse vices than lusting after these Lulu Guinness Prue black shoes, £92.50 (they’re in the sale – someone restrain me). Hang on, they’re only available in size four. That’ll keep my bank manager happy.

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