I’ve been desperately in love with Lanvin lately, falling for every beautiful item they produce, but I think the love affair may be ending. These are the Lanvin flat ballerinas with bow, £285. £285 for a pair of slouchy looking ballerina shoes! I could buy my favourite Louboutin’s for that (if someone lent me an extra £100). The shoes are made from brown suede with a black velvet bow on the toes, and I can’t see anything good about them. Oh, Lanvin, how could you do this to me?

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