'Mammoth" Fur-lined Crocs: the bastard spawn sired by the Ugg

Egads! I saw these frightening Crocs on Manolo's shoe blog this week, and I laughed, and laughed and laughed. No one in their right mind would wear these, I thought - it's the end of Crocs! Boy, was I wrong. As I traipsed the mall today, I saw a mum and her kids all sporting these to survive the frigidly air-conditioned climate of Sharper Image. I refrained from Croc-bashing after I saw about a trillion pairs during a vacation to Florida (I can see some function there - Crocs while boating seemed convenient and slip-free.) But this monstrosity... something must be done about this terrifying bastard spawn of Crocs and another nemesis, the undying Ugg. The 'Mammoth's cost US$39.99 a pair. You don't even want to know what other colors these come in...(like "Army/Oatmeal.")
Related: Beware of Crocs - on escalators, anyway | Crocs in the wild - wedding edition | Crocs: an ugly shoe update
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Posted by: WendyB | August 22, 2007 4:22 AM