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'Mammoth" Fur-lined Crocs: the bastard spawn sired by the Ugg

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Egads! I saw these frightening Crocs on Manolo's shoe blog this week, and I laughed, and laughed and laughed. No one in their right mind would wear these, I thought - it's the end of Crocs! Boy, was I wrong. As I traipsed the mall today, I saw a mum and her kids all sporting these to survive the frigidly air-conditioned climate of Sharper Image. I refrained from Croc-bashing after I saw about a trillion pairs during a vacation to Florida (I can see some function there - Crocs while boating seemed convenient and slip-free.) But this monstrosity... something must be done about this terrifying bastard spawn of Crocs and another nemesis, the undying Ugg. The 'Mammoth's cost US$39.99 a pair. You don't even want to know what other colors these come in...(like "Army/Oatmeal.")

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EEK!

Posted by: WendyB | August 22, 2007 4:22 AM

ewwwwwww..didnt think crocs could get any worse but voila! this must be the ultimate shoe crime ever! I dont think I'll be able to sleep tonight..

Posted by: Vee Kay | August 22, 2007 11:04 AM

The crocs, they must BURN. BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Erin | August 22, 2007 11:21 AM

Will someone please have the designer arrested for crimes of fashion!!!

Posted by: Caroline | August 22, 2007 1:03 PM

ahhh couldn't leave the blog for today without expressing my most sincere repulse to these :P

Posted by: jimena | August 22, 2007 9:23 PM

for those who hate crocs, check this out. a kid got into an accident in Philippines... apparently crocs and escalators don't go together...

http://kikay.exchange.ph/index.php/2007/08/21/crocs-warning/

Posted by: Conchita | August 23, 2007 3:07 AM

Crocs are made of a water proof material because their original intent was things like boating and gardening. How is that feature aided at all buy attaching wool? All I can think of is how much I hate wearing wet socks.

Posted by: Jael | August 27, 2007 11:21 AM

Has anyone tried on a pair of these? "Don't knock them until you try them." I thought the original "crocs" were ugly for several years until I put on a pair - Now I have them in all shapes and colors!!!

Posted by: Dawn Duckett | August 30, 2007 5:04 PM

I love crocs, can't wait to try a pair of these.
I was so excited when i saw them at Denver's airport last week!

Posted by: Marcie | September 4, 2007 7:24 PM

They look as comfy as moccasin mukluks.

Posted by: Sheri | September 7, 2007 5:19 AM

These are an embarrassment.You get designers like Manolo Blahnik, Jimmy Choo etc etc, and also less famous designers, but these hideous things take the limelight away from the people who deserve it?! Puke-tastic!

Posted by: PeeWee | September 16, 2007 5:29 PM

There was an article in the UK press here last week that CROCS have been BANNED from Operating Theatres in UK hospitals as some kind of life support machine cut out due to static electricty charge carried by the Crocs one of the theatre assistants was wearing. They really are bad for your health!

Posted by: ade | September 19, 2007 12:06 AM

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