Robert Clergerie battles it out for 'Ugly Shoe of the Year'
Never mind Ugly Shoe of the Week: this one is battling it out for Ugly Shoe of the Year!
Thanks to upstanding Shoewawa reader, Julia, this mockery of all that is good and shoey was quickly arrested, and its designer, Robert Clergerie, will stand trial for his crimes against shoemanity. Mr Clergerie has a right to remain silent, however, the evidence seems stacked against him: blatant misuse of houndstooth print; cruel and unusual sock-like attachments; and a "pull-on", wing-tip design. Indeed, we at Shoewawa would not be surprised if Mr Clergerie was prosecuted and found guilty for hate crimes against shoemanity: an automatic death sentence in this town!