Sometimes Irregular Choice make this column just a little too easy, although for the purposes of this shoe, I considered renaming my post to 'Scary Shoe of the Week'! Now, this isn't the first time that Irregular Choice have been accused of making boots that look like they might claw your eyes out while you sleep. Of course, this time they're not quite as scary (Blythe still haunts my nightmares), but those glowing amber eyes are pretty darn creepy. A fabulous shoe, if you go to Hogwarts; a scary statement if you don't. They're £89.99.
“I may be drunk, Shoes, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” - Winston Churchill, on Ugly Shoes.


