90_541_4131.jpgWhen I read the words "Fashion Sports" as a shoe category it almost provoked a horrible sneer from my face. If ever there was a section of shoes I'm destined to hate, that would be it. I loathe almost all sportswear, and I hate when shoe designers try to combine fashion with aspects of trainers. But then I remembered my gorgeous Green Flash, and realised that, well, quite a few of my shoes belong to this godforsaken 'genre'.

This pair of shoes from Skechers sums up my thoughts on the category much more succinctly, which is exactly why I think they're awful. The Bikers Rosebud shoes look like some lovechild of a disco loving trainer and some pretty salmon pink ballet pumps. And for £45, that's certainly no match made in heaven if you ask me.

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