Ok. I get it. Ruffles are in. But Marc? Mr Jacobs? Are you listening? This time you've gone too far.
Now, I'm all for high fashion footwear, but this is ridiculous. I'm begging you, Marc, stop producing such ugly boots! I thought you'd take heed after our last few chats, but it seems that tact is no longer in play here, and now it's time for some tough love. To be blunt: your 'suede ruffle boots' make even a "size zero" mannequin look disproportionately chunky and disfigured. Surely you realise that any sensible woman wouldn't embellish a basic (but fabulous) pair of platform heels with... a... well... suede attachment thingamajig?!? See what you've done? I'm so appalled, I can barely speak!
Related: I can't take anymore of the ugliness... but if you can, click here!
