Ugly Shoe Wars - dkode's 'Isabella' boots or Donald J Pliner's 'Juno' mules: which would you choose if you had to pick one?

Well, last week’s choice between ugly shoes was a turn-up for the books. For what was probably the only time in its life, Irregular Choice trumped a pair of Louboutins seven votes to four (though in the Louboutins defence they did look like fish!). This week is the turn of the sale shoe. As if life isn't hard enough for a pair of fugly shoes they're then humiliatingly marked down, depressed with the knowledge that despite being under a tenner, they'll still stay on the shelf.

Admittedly, with today's offerings, the sale price is hardly a bargain: the dkode 'Isabella' boots are in the sale for $200 and the Donald J Pliner 'Juno' mules are down to $221.50. But look at them! Would you wear them even if they were going free? Unfortunately in this scenario you have to pretend to so which will it be? Oh, just to make it that little bit harder, imagine there are no long trousers to wear with these babies.

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