Schboots, I love that word and these schboots from Azzedine Alaïa are cracking. They have a split front and suede uppers with patent contrast piping but the showstopper is the genuine lizard covered heel. It snakes (geddit?) to the top of the heel and is an assertively sexy detail that will get you noticed. Team them with skinny jeans for a tough look or go kooky with a puffball skirt and black opaques. The shoes will set you back £710 from Browns so here's hoping the high street catches on quickly. Just kidding.
Valentino's Lizard-print handpainted d'Orsays l Scorah Pattullo's 'Heart' shoe boot at ASOS l The ultimate shoe-boots from Salvatore Sapena