When I first laid eyes on these Christian Louboutin shoe boots, it struck me that if ever a pair of clown shoes were to go on Hormone Replacement Therapy (or gender re-assignment, for that matter), that this is exactly how they'd look. Whether it's the unnatural blue - which, paired with the red soles looks almost tacky - or the clunky shape, they give me a serious case of the heebie-jeebies! If adjectives such as "clown-like", "freakish" and "Ronald-McDonald-esque" take your fancy, when it comes to shoes, they'll soon be available from Net-A-Porter. To be notified of their arrival, click here.
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