Now I'm a fan of Irregular Choice in general, and every time someone protests that its designs are so far off the wall we're now standing in overly decorated gloves, I'm right there in their corner with my patent pinstripe peep toes firmly facing forward. But now I find myself skulking to the middle ground as I'm unable to make up my mind on these. The colour is nice, I'll say that much, but the boots remind me of a cross between slippers and something mountaineers would wear. OK, they might be comfy but you'd look so stupid that I'm not sure it would be worth it. They're £89.99 from Schuh and hey, it's your money you're burning!

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