I am utterly perplexed, Mr Jacobs. Your boots remain hideous, and yet your shoes get more gorgeous every day; and today's pair is no exception. In classic red - perfect for the silly season - it's the ruching on the vamp and unusual celtic knot embellishment that make these a beautiful investment for your feet. Wear as an accent colour (with accessories to match) or go red all over, they're yours for $488.95 from Zappos.
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