ugly-irregular-choice-cleo.jpgIt wouldn't be an ugly shoe column without the occasional appearance of Irregular Choice. While they produce some fantastic statement shoes every year, over all, they could well be considered the Addams family of the shoe world: creepy, kooky, mysterious and spooky. This time round, though? They're altogether ooky; or should I say "icky"? Described as 'square-toed ankle pumps', this part-shoe-part-boot is mind bogglingly ugly, which may explain why they're reduced to £50 from £80.

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