I come bearing sad news for you today. Indeed, I come to announce the death of a beloved childhood friend. Cookie Monster. He was a grand fellow. He thought of cookies as his best friends (haven't we all at one time?). He loved cookies so much, that he oft' lamented that it was fortunate that the moon was not a cookie, as he would probably eat it entirely. Yes, he may have taught poor grammar to generations of children; and no, he never gained nearly enough weight based on the volume of cookies he ate (damn that Muppet metabolism!) - but all the same, he DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE SKINNED by Ugg Australia!
I'll be wearing mourning clothes today. Will you join me?
[Thanks to The Fashion Police for the tip-off]
