givenchy-ugly-sandals.jpgMy eyes! They burn! There I was, trotting through life thinking that Crocs were one of the worst blights on shoekind, when along comes Givenchy with these horrors. Lets get one thing straight: the words 'jelly' and 'shoes' should never, NEVER belong in the same sentence, unless it's along the lines of "I wore my pretty shoes today and ate some delicious raspberry jelly on my lunch break". Proving that plastic and gladiator styles do not mix well, these bleached white horrors will no doubt turn up on the feet of those with more money than sense. If you fancy splurging $168.95 of your hard earned cash, make your way to Zappos now.

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