irregular-choice-teddy.jpgNow, I'm going to start by saying that I don't mind the ol' soft toy and still cherish the special ones I've had since childhood. But these teddy-inspired shoes? Blergh! Taking a relatively nice plain court and adding a bizarre bear face to the heel is something only Irregular Choice would do. If you'd like to figuratively burn £38, they're available from ASOS.

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