ugly-tuk-buckle-platform.jpgCrikey! That's a big 'un! These are about the chunkiest, clunkiest platforms I've ever seen - and I can't say I like them! I know that there'll be some of you out there who could rock these, but for the rest of us, their only use is likely to be as an ankle weight to help you tone while you walk. Also available in stripes, skulls or with a bow-embellishment (all equally awful), they're a cheap and ugly £39.99 from Schuh.

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