I thought Helen's confused Camilla Skavgaard boot-pump thing was a crazy sight. But then I came across these Veronique Branquinho Slingback Booties and I realised you could be a shoe who is much, much more confused!
They seem to be a wedge sandal, slingback heel and bootie all wrapped up in one and with mixed materials and textures (including metallic patent leather, suede and elastic) I just don't even know where I'd begin in terms of pairing this with an outfit. I'm thinking it might take a wee bit of experimentation to see what suits...
For $575 (from Saks), you're free to experiment to your heart's content!