Eek! Do you think these Agyness buckle shoe boots from Office are trying to channel a certain Dior gladiator sandal perchance?

But unfortunately for them, they fail dismally. And naming them after the hottest model at the mo is not really going to help save this shoe atrocity I'm afraid. They're £75 (whaaaa?) from Office.

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