Yowzers! Who let these shoes go out in public? Seriously, these shoes are like the long-lost cousin of those other awful Office Agyness shoes I had a mini tantrum about a fortnight ago. I didn't think you could get much worse - but as it turns out, you can!

The funny thing is I know there will be many of you out there who think these Accelerate shoes from Office are the bees knees. And I will always encourage you to follow your heart, shoe lovers, truly. I just won't be parting with 85 quid for the same er, pleasure.

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