Texas high top trainers from Topshop
If the image before you is burining your retinas, I'm afraid I have bad news for you: fashion is going through yet another 80s revival, so you should probably expect to see a lot more of this kind of thing in the coming months. I'm sorry.
If, on the other hand, you think these are the best thing ever, you'll be pleased to know that they're only £35 from Topshop, who recommend wearing them with a "bodycon skirt and bright tee." Those who don't want to look totally like a time traveller from the 80s might want to consider a plain pair of jeans instead - that way you can give a nod towards the era without looking like it threw up on you.