I don't know what would 'trigger' anyone in their right mind to wear these Trigger sandals, but if it's a £15 reduction, then maybe - just maybe - a few people might jump on board?

I can't really explain what gets my goat about them - is it the extreme 'flatness', the colour or the weirdly wide T-bar? Whatever it is, it's safe to say, my feet won't be sliding into these anytime soon. If you want yours to (and I won't judge, promise!), they're now £40 from Office.

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