Look at these monsters would you?! Alejandro Ingelmo has jumped on that chunky shoe trend and run with it in a very *ahem* big way, with these woven metal statement slingbacks and their enooooormous platform.

How you'd muster up the strength to lift your feet off the ground is one question that popped into my head. Another one was: What on earth would I wear these with?? (Funnily enough, when it comes to designer shoes, I somehow managed to answer that question fairly easily. And that is, a pair of Black Rats leggings and a loose white racerback vest). They're £465 from Browns.

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