It's been a wee while since we've written about any ugly shoes (for me especially), but that's mainly because I find it very hard to conjure up feelings of dislike for many shoes - and then find it even harder to bag on them in the public domain! However, some shoes are just asking for it, and as horrible as it feels to say it, these Beverly Feldman 'Greentini' loafers ($184.95) are kind of a case in point.

Even the website selling them has called them a "hodgepodge of rich textures", but we'd just say they've got a whole lot going on! From the "reptile upper" (again, their words, not mine) to the animal-print on the front to the gold metallic bow, these are a hodgepodge alright - but not in the good way Endless Shoes would like to think...

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