image1xxl.jpgWhen I'm looking for shoes, I always look for the ones that make me look like an unemployed clown who's living on the streets, even though they cost £160.

Not.

Why would you spend so much money on something that looked so trampy? And what's up with the bulbous raised toes? H by Hudson, what were you thinking?

Oh, the questions. This is why they are my Ugly Shoe Of The Week. Not because they are the ugliest shoes I've ever seen (unfortunately they aren't...sigh) but just because they are so ridiculously overpriced and pointless. But if you want them, get them from ASOS. I won't judge you.

Ok I'm lying.

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