fuchsia-shoes.jpgAt the end of the right pair of legs, these shoes could almost work. They'd have to be the sort of legs that are attached to a body in exquisite, designer garb - preferably the kooky, eccentric sort that screams of irony. But my fear is that once these shoes are released into the wild, they could be worn in entirely the wrong way, pushing them dangerously close to podium dancer territory.

What do you think: can there ever be an excuse for these shoes?

(If you like them, they're by Gianmarco Lorenzi, and cost £274 at Farfetch)