chrissie-morris.jpgThe ugliness of a shoe is not normally directly proportional to its cost, but in the case of this specimen we can safely say we have one ugly, overpriced clod-hopper. I mean, who on earth would honestly blow a grand on this!? 

The shoes inherent plainness starts with its shape, which is somehow a horror in itself. That jutting pole of a heel is too high for starters, and the laces just look like a mess.

But it's the odd choice of colours that really seals this shoe's position in the ugly hall of fame. Silver and orange? No thanks!

£997 at LuisaViaRoma