meadham-kirchhoff.pngOh boy...do you remember the absolutely crazy clown-inspired clothing that went down the Meadham Kirchhoff catwalk at London Fashion Week earlier in the year? Now, some of those wildly whimsical items have gone on general sale - and that includes the out-of-this-world footwear. Just look at these things! It feels to us like being attacked by a mad dog that's just eaten a gallon of glitter...

Available to buy for a dizzying £819 at Farfetch, the mad shoes are probably the most expensive dressing-up items on the market. They're made up of a very chunky platform, giant feather pom-pom, pleated satin embellishment and a twisted ankle strap dusted with fine silver coloured glitter. We'd love to see these worn with suitably crazy clothes, and can only imagine how they'd go down in Sainsbury's...