Sayanything
The sales blurb explains that these cone-heeled flip-flops allow you to 'speak your mind without saying a word'. This basically means the Kenneth Cole 'Say Anything' sandals come emblazoned with a 'cute' phrase on the sole ('what a feet', says the orange sandal, which obviously can't spell). $73.95 is a lot of money for a sandal that's nothing special once your foot covers the writing, but we still give them 10/10 for effort.